Contact info:
• My Yahoo Messenger IM name is: artreality_jobs
• Here is my Linkedin profile.

I like:
• ****** (my wonderful wife)
Caffeine (coffee doesn't eat your teeth away as quickly as Coke)
• Beer
The Simpsons, South Park and Family Guy
• T** my crazy feral cat I got in Utah, my wife's cat M*****
• Creative junk like this site here
• Building computers out of spare parts
• Running, Snowboarding, Camping, Horseback riding & Ping Pong
• Traveling around aimlessly in Europe (I want to go again!)
Halo 2 with XBConnect (why do all other XBox games suck!?)
Wii Boxing, Zelda: The Wind Walker and Metroid Prime
• Cleaning supply fumes
• The 99 Cents Only Store for inexpensive cleaning supplies
• Imitating Golem's voice from Lord of the Rings
• Books: Chuck Palahniuk's Survivor
• Ghost in the Shell, Vampire Hunter D, Paranoia Agent
• Firefly, Alias, Heroes, Dexter, Psyche, Scrubs, House & Burn Notice
• Transformers (awesome!), Serenity, Hero, The Bourne Trilogy, Garden State, Lord of War, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Gross Point Blanke, Batman Begins, The 5th Element, Fight Club, The Professional and Momento

My dislikes are:
• Evil Clowns
• Evil Co-Workers
• Evil One-legged Dolls
• Evil Llamas
• Episodes of The Simpsons with Springfield Gorge (old re-runs)
• The OC (what was FOX thinking!?)
• ER & The Practice - overly melodrama crap!
• Star Wars I & II - absolutely horrible!
• Poor & Rich Yuppies
Diet Rite - Grape - DISGUSTING!!!! (nice site though)
Atkins Diet - NO BEER - AGHHHHH!
• "Can You Hear Me Now? Good" Dude
• Mike & Ike Buttered Popcorn Candy (completely disgusting)